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[coldcock]

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[medals]

this could b us

[coldcock]

They look like they are judging you for sitting on cold chairs.

But for it to be us, you'll need a Russian name before you can join the club.

[medals]

is there a russian version of jemima

[coldcock]

No. Yana can become Yanika. It’s a name like Jen.

To keep same sound? Zhemchuzhina means little pearl but more like something you name a spoiled little purse dog than person.

[medals]

i’d hate being a jen i think

i like little pearl
it’s almost like jem
gem
😏😏

[coldcock]

Jen is a nice good girl who never does anything fun.
Do you have no fun?

Wow.
Must be why I said it?

[medals]

i have the kind of mental illness that makes me the most fun person in the world and also the biggest liability. it's called having a personality xoxo

[coldcock]

( damn and all he got was crippling depression. )

It's called not being American :)

[medals]

there's literally so many here i forget we're in the country side on not in the hamptons or w/e

[coldcock]

The rest of us must suffer. Maybe this is actually hell.

Beautiful house, club for partying. Horrors? Sure. But greatest horror of all is Americans screaming when thinking they are having private conversation in hallway.

[medals]

it's free entertainment

[coldcock]

I've already learned a lot about who's fucking you and who want to be fucking who

[medals]

oh yeah idt you get brought here unless you meet a slut criteria
slutburnt if u will

[coldcock]

Well, I am in the right place
Did you come up with that?

[medals]

nah. someone's prob said it before me, but if the shoe fits and all that

@bob

[sensive]

[ after a brief introduction at the gym — ]

hey it’s bob
uh reynolds
think we swapped bags by mistake
well i was running late so it’s definitely my bad

[coldcock]

hey
is there another bob?

yes, i was wondering about all the socks in there

[sensive]

i guess not
but somebody told me it wasn’t memorable recently so

[ last name added ✔️ ]

i mean socks are kind of
they’re pretty much gym essential
for running and uh lifting and stuff

[ guy who definitely knows what he’s doing at the gym ]

[coldcock]

were they someone important?
if no, fuck them

and stuff?
what else are you doing at the gym?

[sensive]

whoa
if you spoke to me for longer than five seconds you would know i cannot pull off that don’t fuck with me vibe

[ it’s more “i apologise for existing” ]

like
push ups?